Terms of Sale

We accept most credit cards via our online store.

Checks, cashiers checks, and postal money orders are accepted. Orders paid by a personal check will be shipped when check clears(up to 10 business days). If you wish to purchase by check or money order, select the items you wish to purchase online, at checkout you will have an option to print out our mail-in order form.

All prices and shipping and handling rates are in United States Dollars and are subject to change at any time, without notice. Listed prices do not include applicable taxes or duties. A 6% sales tax will be added to all orders shipped in Maryland.

All orders will be shipped US Mail. Shipping and Handling is calculated by zone/weight. All orders will be shipped to the billing address of the credit card. All packages are shipped in plain packaging with no identification as to what is inside the package.

We cannot ship COD orders. Hawaii and Alaska are not included in any free shipping offers and carry an additional charge. We do not ship internationally.

Orders are processed and shipped Mon-Fri.

If ordering porn or adult toys is illegal in your community, do not place an order with us, as it will be cancelled.

We are not responsible for typographical errors on this site, problems or errors with your internet connection, and/or your computer. We are also not responsible for any legal issues regarding your purchase. We also can not be held responsible for any acts of God, war, terrorists, mother nature, mankind, etc.

All credit card fraud will be reported to the proper authorities and will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.


Returns: All sales are final. When you receive your package, promptly check the items to make sure the items are working. We will credit or exchange for DEFECTIVE items only (or for any shipping errors made by us). Please return the items in their original packaging within 14 days to the address you receive from. Items returned without original packaging will NOT be refunded so please keep all packaging for the 14 day return period. If you have further questions or problems, please Contact Us.

If you do not follow all of the instructions on this page you may incur a 25% restocking fee or not receive any refund at all.

Without prior approval we will not reimburse for return shipping costs.

If you feel the item was not as advertised, please go back to the page where the item is listed and make sure that you are correct. Then please email us with the webpage address and let us know what the page said and what you found to be different. We will refund you if the necessary information is missing, and we appreciate help to improve our site.

Shipping and Handling will not be refunded. Do not send us anything without a return authorization number or prior approval. Your package will be refused and sent back to you.


Shipping: Read more information on shipping here.